money_bedA sign of the times, no doubt: A company is now marketing a bed with a safe under your pillow in which to stash your cash and a plasma television at feet’s end for your viewing pleasure.

Like Uncle Scrooge, you can now stay home all day and count your dough while watching your favorite satellite or cable offerings–or add a DVD player for further options.

At $20,400, the Executive Safe-T Bed from Hollandia International doesn’t come cheap, but CEO Avi Barseessat told the New York Times in an interview that it’s not just the benefit of knowing where your money is, “You also get a good quality sleep.”

It’s a better investment–and sounder sleep–than forking over twenty grand to Bernie Madoff, at any rate.